Milky Way Poops New Baby Card

$6.50

Welcome Tiny Earthling... *milky way poops, not so much

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Amazing Things And Dinner Encouragement Card

$6.50

I See Amazing Things In Your Future. That And Dinner... Yep Definitely Dinner.

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Universe Dangling Encouragement Card

$6.50

You've Got The Universe Dangling From your Fingertips... Get It Girl!

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Blame It On The Moon Encouragement Card

$6.50

Blame It On The Moon. (Whichever Phase You Like)

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Cupid's A Dick Valentine's Card

$6.50

Cupid Was More Of A Comet This Year. What A Dick. Happy Galentine's Day.

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Favorite Cosmic Being Valentine's Card

$6.50

You're My Favorite Cosmic Being. Happy Valentine's Day.

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